I predict a penultimate (second-to-last?) finish...

Young Teeth (my 2009 Fantasy Baseball team)

C -- Mike Napoli (LAA)
1B -- Ryan Howard (PHI)
2B -- Jose Lopez (SEA)
SS -- Michael Young (TEX)
3B -- Aramis Ramirez (CHC)
OF -- Manny Ramirez (LAD)
OF -- Ryan Ludwick (STL)
OF -- Adam Dunn (WAS)
UTIL -- Milton Bradley (CHC)
UTIL -- Jim Thome (CWS)
BN -- Mark Reynolds (ARI)
BN -- Jose Guillen (KC)
BN -- Jack Cust (OAK)
BN -- Ty Wigginton (BAL)

SP -- Carlos Zambrano (CHC)
SP -- Ryan Dempster (CHC)
SP -- Ben Sheets (MIL)
RP -- Kerry Wood (CLE)
RP -- Billy Wagner (NYM)
P -- Derek Lowe (LAD)
P -- Erik Bedard (SEA)
P -- Jered Weaver (LAA)
BN -- Kevin Gregg (CHC)
BN -- John Smoltz (BOS)